This is an article about one of the best examples of how pain is weird. And it truly is weird. There are an astonishing number of relatively unknown ways to hurt, and we can probably even learn to hurt as a reflexive response — pain as a bad habit, basically.1 At the other extreme, there are all kinds of purely biological mechanisms for pain.
Some amazing research from the University of Calgary explains that immune cells unnecessarily “swarm” sterile injury sites, causing damage and pain with no direct benefit — a biological glitch with profound implications about why some painful problems are so severe and stubborn.2 It’s old news that inflammation often seems like overkill, but we now have a key piece of the puzzle — the precise reason for it — and confirmation that it is in fact pointless in principle, a lose-lose situation imposed by evolution.
Biology — making your life uncomfortable since you were born!
But hooray for science!
This is a triumph of microbiology and an evolutionary perspective on medicine.3 The potential to exploit this knowledge for more effective pain medications is great.4 Meanwhile, while we wait, I can think of no other scientific news in my career that has boosted my understanding of pain more at one stroke than this; for a pain science geek, that’s exciting! This is a fine day to be the author of ten easily-updated books about painful problems.
One of the principle qualities of pain is that it demands an explanation.
Plainwater, by Anne Carson
Fire burns! But why do backs, and shoulders, and knees?
Pain is a message, a sort of public service announcement from your brain about a credible threat.5 Supposedly. That’s how nociceptive pain — pain arising from tissue damage — is supposed to work anyway. For instance, in the case of the pain of a burn, the message is simple: “Fire is super-duper dangerous! Don’t mess with it!”
But does the message really need to be as loud as it is? Does it have to last for days?
Maybe it does. I always assumed that the explanation for this was that pain has to be extreme to have the desired effect — that the logic of neurology and psychology requires pain to actually be emotionally traumatic in order to ensure that we remain permanently keen to avoid whatever caused it. This rationalization of the severity of pain can be stretched to include basically any kind of pain that has any kind of obvious cause.
But what about pain with no apparent cause? Just what is it that your body is telling you to stay away from when you have an unending case of low back pain or plantar fasciitis? What’s the “information” encoded in that pain?
“Never sleep comfortably again?”
“Never walk again?”
And why does it continue telling you? Permanently, in some cases.
The severity and chronicity of some pain has always been hard to understand in the context of evolution, particularly when it actually interferes with function. Our first experience with being burned tells us to never, ever touch fire again, and we don’t — and (this is the important part) we’re definitely better off for it. But when the message of pain is actually debilitating for long periods, how exactly is that sensation helping? Were cavemen with chronic back pain better hunters or something?
Pain has always presented a bit of a problem for evolutionary biology. In a chapter on “design” flaws, Richard Dawkins states this nicely in his book, The Greatest Show on Earth:
Pain, like everything else about life, we presume, is a Darwinian device, which functions to improve the sufferer’s survival. Brains are built with a rule of thumb such as, ‘If you experience the sensation of pain, stop whatever you are doing and don’t do it again.’ It remains a matter for interesting discussion why it has to be so damned painful. Theoretically, you’d think, the equivalent of a little red flag could painlessly be raised somewhere in the brain, whenever the animal does something that damages it: picks up a red-hot cinder, perhaps. An imperative admonition, ‘Don’t do that again!’ or a painless change in the wiring diagram of the brain such that, as a matter of fact, the animal doesn’t do it again, would seem, on the face of it, enough. Why the searing agony, an agony that can last for days, and from which the memory may never shake itself free? Perhaps grappling with this question is evolutionary theory’s own version of theodicy. Why so painful? What’s wrong with the little red flag?
It turns out that nothing at all is wrong with “the little red flag.” In a wide variety of painful circumstances, a little pain would actually be perfectly adequate to serve the basic evolutionary goal of warning us away from dangers.
But it turns out that we have a system that purposefully takes pain to the next level. It didn’t have to be that way. It was just an accident of biology, another design flaw. If Dawkins had known this when he was writing Greatest Show, I’m sure he would have delighted in pointing it out!
Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make sure that nobody else breaks them first
The system to blame here is the infection-fighting system, the immune system, the body’s Hazmat teams — blindingly fast, agile, fierce cells bristling with biological weapons. Their rather wimpy-sounding name — “neutrophils” — should be changed to “badassocytes.” A few billion of these little monsters are your best friends every time there is a genuine risk of infection — which there definitely is every time the skin is broken. They descend on the scene of the injury like a horde of microscopic barbarians and generally beat the tar out of any microscopic invaders stupid enough to try to crash the party that is you. Neutrophils also destroy a fair bit of healthy tissue in the process. They take no chances.
This is all a normal part of inflammation, and it all makes perfectly good sense. As much as the pain is nasty, this kind of pain makes sense: it’s a fair trade. I’m quite willing to put up with the pain, knowing that it’s for a good cause. Consider: susceptibility to flu and cold symptoms is actually sign of a strong immune system, not a weak one!6
But imagine if your local fire department hosed down your house when there was no fire. What if they had no concept of a “false alarm”?
Neutrophils have no concept of a false alarm. None at all.
Internal injury — sterile tissue damage, any injury where there is exactly zero risk of infection — causes exactly the same reaction. Neutrophils rush to the scene and start doing their thing. They attack and kill any cells in the area — ours included — just in case. Better safe than sorry, you know! Except it’s not better, not here, not in this situation.
Here are two remarkable (and short) videos showing neutrophil sieges on sterile wounds:
A dramatic neutrophil response to sterile injury is not news. Dr. Kubes: “We have known how white blood cells find their way to sites of infection for many years, but understanding how, or even why white blood cells go to sites of sterile non-infectious tissue damage has been a real dilemma.”
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- The enemy within
- It gets worse! Exercise makes neutrophils more feisty
- Why wouldn’t we evolve our way out of such a crappy situation?
The enemy within
The problem is that they have a bogus alarm signal, and identifying the nature of that bogus signal is the science news here.
In a well-designed biology, the “badassocytes” would know the difference between injury with a risk of infection and an injury without a risk of infection. Viewed strictly as an engineering problem, this is a no-brainer: there are countless candidate chemical signatures that could do the trick, “smells” that are exclusive to each kind of damage. But the neutrophils are oblivious to those smells, because there is only one signal that does matter to them, just one telltale sign that crops up inside our very own cells, as well as on actual invaders.
That’s because there’s actually an “invader” inside every single cell in our body: a welcome guest providing a critical service, without which we would literally die in seconds. But that guest is still foreign, technically. It still smells like an invader — like bacteria, specifically.
A long, long (long, long, long!) time ago, multicellular organisms started a marriage of convenience with a bacteria. Those bacteria became permanent residents of every cell in our bodies. They became, in fact, cellular organs, vital subsystems. The mitochondria are arguably the most awesome microscopic machines in biology. They produce energy, and a great deal of it, like a power plant. (And, it turns out, they also probably distribute it, like a network of power lines.7)
It should work like this. But it doesn’t.
Mitochondria have always stayed true to themselves, remarkably autonomous symbionts. They even still retain their own DNA. Our immune systems evolved relatively separately from the mitochondria, which remained safely tucked away inside our cells. As long as the mitochondria stay inside our cells, there’s no trouble. But no one gave them a hall pass … and when cells are damaged and mitochondria spill out into our tissue fluids, the neutrophils attack, because mitochondria look like invaders to stuck-in-their-ways neutrophils. That’s their signal.
Neutrophils react to all unfamiliar bacteria. And mitochondria have managed to remain “unfamiliar” to them for a few billion years now. And so they are treated like invaders.
The neutrophils are merciless. They do not heed the pathetic little mitochondrial protests:
Friend! Friend! Please, no, I just work over there in that damaged cell, don’t spray me with membrane-ripping acid,8 no no no no, nooooooarrrghghAAAACK—!
But neutrophils don’t even mind killing our own cells. In fact, it’s their job. They are indiscriminate better-safe-than-sorry killers that are only too happy to take out a few you-cells in the heat of battle. “It’s the only way to be sure.”9 And so not only is this component of inflammation completely pointless in the absence of any actual infection hazard, but more healthy cells are actually killed. The neutrophils make the situation worse.
This has profound implications.
It means that pain and injury actually get worse for no reason whatsoever. There’s really no upside at all, not in terms of rehabilitation. Nor is this overkill even necessary in principle — which is the next topic.
Neutrophils are fascinating critters. It’s a mistake to think of them as simple organisms because they are tiny: there’s nothing simple about them. Comic by Pedro Veliça, Pedromics.
It gets worse! Exercise makes neutrophils more feisty
This is just not fair. It’s like a horror movie monster that gets bigger when you attack it.
As if overzealous neutrophils aren’t bad enough, they actually get even more overprotective10 when you exercise moderately — the holy grail of health and fitness, the single best thing you can do for your health. As nicely summarized by Alex Hutchinson, a 2011 study in the journal of Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise by Syu et al11 shows that:
Regular, moderate exercise boosts the ability of the neutrophils to get to infection sites quickly (chemotaxis) and attack the bad guys (phagocytosis). And in fact, the neutrophils are still ultra-alert for a couple of months after you stop training. In addition, the researchers found that regular exercise extended the life of the neutrophils.
Busier, more effective, longer-lasting neutrophils sounds great to most people, and this science has been reported widely as “good news.” But a “boost” to immune function is never as simple as it sounds or all good news,12 and the counterintuitive price of better infection-fighting could be vulnerability to repetitive strain injury, slower healing, and pain chronicity — by reacting more strongly to aseptic cellular trauma, as well as real pathogens.
Put these two pieces of science together, and you have an explanation for one of the great catch-22s of the human condition: exercise is good for you, but it often hurts more than it seems like it should. Athletes and active people are prone to many poorly defined aches and pains,13 as well as more serious, common and persistent injuries that significantly restrict performance and competitiveness — and sometimes even drive people away from exercise altogether, because the cost is just too high. And that cost may well be higher for some people than others.14
Why wouldn’t we evolve our way out of such a crappy situation?
This is simple but not necessarily obvious: we haven’t evolved out of this one because the only thing worse than neutrophils that over-react is neutrophils that under-react. Given biology as it is, they have to be the way that they are. Evolution does not dare mess with that over-sensitivity. If neutrophils don’t react to mitochondria, then they wouldn’t react to real invaders either. And that would be very, very bad.
So we’re stuck with the situation. Neutrophils: can’t live with ‘em, and (literally) can’t live without ‘em.
Awful catch-22s like this are actually quite common in evolution. There are many trade-offs: adaptations that help in one way, but sacrifice something else. As long as there is a net improvement in breeding, evolution is happy with the solution, and some of these trade-offs work out amazingly well: elegant optimizations to serve different goals simultaneously as well as possible, exactly the sort of thing you might say must have been intelligently designed. But many other evolutionary compromises are awkward and ridiculous, and could have been avoided entirely by a designer … even a stupid one. Some prominent examples include:
- the inelegance of a quadruped’s spinal column adapted for use in bipeds15
- the pure molecular evil of the ATP-binding cassette transporter and its role in multi-drug resistance (and this is a particularly good explanatory footnote:16)
- the eye-roller of our inside-out retina17
- the septic trap of the appendix18
And, of course, neutrophils that cannot comprehend “false alarm” but could if they were designed properly from the ground up.
I doubt that this particular glitch — the neutrophil response to sterile injury — was ever functional in any biological context, for any animal, ever. It’s simply an undiscriminating inflammatory response, unpleasant and problematic, but impossible to evolve out of because the alternative is even worse and natural selection can’t “think” laterally and has no reverse gear. Evolution can only go forward in increments, building on what it has. If a small mutation of an existing system improves your breeding chances, fine, we can do evolutionary business. But every other engineering option is off the table.
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What this means for pain patients
Not all pain is the result of sterile inflammation, of course, but a good portion of it certainly is. Here are several ways in which neutrophil over-reaction is probably relevant to common kinds of painful problems:
- It’s going to slow down and complicate healing from any internal injury. The most common examples would be sprains and muscle strains. This would also include some common low back injuries. Although “slipped disks” are not always painful, and we don’t know why, some of them certainly are, and probably a lot of that pain is worsened by neutrophil hyper-sensitivity.
- It’s may be a major factor in overuse conditions: tendinitis,19 bursitis, plantar fasciitis, and anything else that ends in “itis,” a suffix from Ancient Greek meaning “inflammation.”20
- Garden variety muscle knots (myofascial trigger points) are pesky and cause a great deal of undiagnosed pain. They are not particularly inflammatory in nature, but they may be partially so, and there is also evidence that the tissues of trigger points are fairly fragile — their troubled cells easily torn. Whenever cells break, you can count on a neutrophil attack; perhaps neutrophils also complicate muscle pain.
- Neutrophils would definitely be responsible for intensifying the pain of ordinary arthritis, which always involves sterile low-grade trauma to joint surfaces and a certain amount of inflammation. Indeed, they might be solely responsible for arthritis pain: there is not much reason for arthritis to hurt except by the mechanism of inflammation, which is pointless to the degree that it involves neutrophil activity.
- Neutrophil over-reaction probably complicates auto-immune diseases, or might even be a defining component of them. The inflammatory arthritides — like rheumatoid arthritis — all involve immune system destruction of healthy tissue, but without a known cause. Could this specific mechanism of neutrophil reaction to the mitochondria be part of that process? It must occur, even if it is not the primary cause of the trouble.
- Why are some people more prone to chronic pain? Maybe partly because they have frisky neutrophils. We know that there is genetic variation in how “sensitive” immune systems are, how robust our immune responses are. If that’s true, then some people must also be producing more unnecessary inflammation than other people. Sure, this doesn’t really amount to an insight any more profound than “Gosh, some people tend to get a little more inflamed” — which is kind of obvious — but it also sheds bright, direct light on exactly how that works and why it’s a problem.
Finally, and most ominously …
More painful, longer-lasting pain for everyone!
- Pain neurology has been shouting it from the rooftops for a few years now: pain begets pain. The more and longer we hurt, the more likely we are to become dysfunctionally oversensitive — another nasty design flaw that is just as profound as this neutrophil business, and neutrophil over-reaction almost certainly enables and perpetuates pain system dysfunction by creating longer-lasting, more painful pain that is all the more likely to trigger that neurological vicious cycle. The two together may be a very powerful explanation for why some people start with relatively garden variety minor injuries and end up with really nasty lifelong chronic pain problems that fiercely resist all treatment (i.e. CRPS is the most dramatic example, and there is basically no treatment for it).
Fortunately, neurology is also our friend. This article has been about some nasty business in the tissues, but the brain is the king of pain. There is no pain without brain. A healthy nervous system can handle just about anything, responding to nonsensical inflammation with minimal “concern.” The brain likely even plays a role in regulating the behaviour of the neutrophils, taming them or getting them more riled up. For instance, brains may be quite capable of understanding that an ankle sprain is not a septic injury and taming the neutrophils to some extent — singing them a little biochemical lullaby. I’m guessing intelligently here — I’m not aware of any direct evidence about this — but the last few decades of pain science have consistently shown that it’s safe to bet on the omnipotence of the central nervous system. There are multiple lines of evidence converging on this kind of thinking. Consider the microglial cells — very similar critters to the neutrophils, but devoted to protecting nerves specifically, certainly responsive to threats and almost certainly also responsive to the brain.
The neutrophil over-reaction is a marvellous way of understanding a key feature of pain — worthy of this whole, big article — but it’s intertwined with a neurological perspective on pain that is even more informative. We are generally wired to over-react to potential threats, and so dysfunctional pain sensation is a common problem. The credibility of any threat to the body is entirely up to your brain. Pain is an entirely brain-generated interpretation of signals from the tissues (nociception) that have no significance in and of themselves, and can even be entirely ignored by the brain, blocked from ever reaching our conscious mind. We only hurt when the brain actually assigns meaning to the raw data coming from the tissues. If the brain decides the data mean trouble, then (and only then) do the tissues seem to “hurt.” It’s really the brain that does the hurting, though.
There’s no doubt that the unnecessary inflammation in sterile injuries is giving the brain a whole lot more nociception to try to cope with and ignore, and it’s pretty clear that a lot of people ain’t coping with their peripheral inflammation so very well.
Believe it or not, there’s a practical conclusion here. Hopefully it is extremely helpful for patients’ brains to understand the neutrophil factor. It may help them believe that their perception of pain is not “accurate,” that inflammation does not necessarily represent any threat at all, that its bark is far worse than its bite. This is what I have dubbed the “confidence cure” — that informed, rational confidence can significantly blunt chronic pain. Anything that can ethically, truthfully, rationally boost that confidence is valuable.
In the difficult battle to educate public and practitioners about pain science, any specific example of the disconnect between pain and threat is super useful. You can tell people “pain is an opinion” and often a misinformed one, but it’s nearly useless without vivid, specific reasons why.
So is there anything we can do right now with this information?
Other than feel smug about our superior understanding of the biological mechanisms of pain?
Not much, no.
One minor practical implication of the study is that it punctuates the importance of resting injuries and avoiding re-injury (see The Art of Rest). If neutrophil over-reactions drive a vicious cycle of inflammation, then it is clearly wise to be quite cautious not to damage any cells in a troubled area, or, worse, re-injure already-damaged cells. This made all kinds of sense before, but it makes even more sense when you know that a spike in inflammation while healing from a (closed) injury is not actually a functional, helpful process in any way — not a healthy, natural part of healing, as inflammation is often given credit for — but actually a destructive annoyance that significantly postpones full recovery without any compensatory benefits. Thorough and genuine resting has always been an underrated strategy for chronic, slow-healing injuries, and now we have a powerful reason to take it seriously. Avoiding mobilizing your neutrophils!
Otherwise, this science is merely enlightening and does not actually suggest any treatment method let alone self-treatment (not that you should underestimate the power of a well-informed resting strategy for many problems). All we can do is wait for scientists to cook up a new approach to the problem — probably pharmaceutical — which is going to be tricky, because you can’t just shut down neutrophils. You have to stop them from doing something very specific.
Fortunately, it’s not a hollow victory to “merely” upgrade our understanding. Better treatments would be great, but comprehension is a good start.
About Paul Ingraham
I am a science writer in Vancouver, Canada. I was a Registered Massage Therapist for a decade and the assistant editor of ScienceBasedMedicine.org for several years. I’ve had many injuries as a runner and ultimate player, and I’ve been a chronic pain patient myself since 2015. Full bio. See you on Facebook or Twitter., or subscribe:
- Pain is Weird — Pain science reveals a volatile, misleading sensation that comes entirely from an overprotective brain, not our tissues
- The 3 Basic Types of Pain — Nociceptive, neuropathic, and “other” (and then some more)
- Pain & Injury Survival Tips — Dozens of ideas (and links) for evidence-based rehabilitation and self-treatment for common pain problems and injuries
- Insomnia Until it Hurts — The role of sleep deprivation in chronic pain, especially muscle pain
- Nerve Pain Is Overdiagnosed — Our cultural fear of neuropathy, and a story about nerve pain that wasn’t
- Can chronic pain be a “learned response” (classical conditioning) to things that shouldn’t hurt, like Pavlov’s dogs salivating to the ring of a bell? It’s an interesting idea, with obviously optimistic implications, because what is learned might also be un-learned. If so, it’s a bit of a brain hack, a clever and surprising solution around one of the hardest problems there is. It’s a bit unlikely, but so interesting that it’s worth discussing and exploring. See Chronic Pain as a Conditioned Behaviour: If pain can be learned, perhaps it can be unlearned.
- McDonald B, Pittman K, Menezes GB, et al. Intravascular danger signals guide neutrophils to sites of sterile inflammation. Science. 2010 Oct;330mcd(6002):362–6. PubMed #20947763 ❐ Here’s a nice readable press release about the paper and, better yet, an excellent interview with the lead researcher, Paul Kubes, from the Canadian science show Quirks & Quarks.
- And we could really use those — the existing ones are amazingly problematic and/or surprisingly ineffective.
- Modern pain science shows that pain is as hard to predict or control as the weather, a function of countless chaotic variables, surprisingly disconnected from seemingly “obvious” causes of pain. Pain is jostled by many systemic variables, but especially by the brain’s filters, which thoroughly “tune” pain and often even overprotectively exaggerate it — so much so that sensitization can get more serious and chronic than the original problem. This has complicated all-in-your-head implications: if the brain controls all pain, does that mean that we can think pain away? Probably not, but we do have some neurological leverage — maybe we can influence pain, if we understand it. See Pain is Weird: Pain science reveals a volatile, misleading sensation that comes entirely from an overprotective brain, not our tissues.
Jennifer Ackerman for The New York Times, “How Not to Fight Colds”:
… susceptibility to cold symptoms is not a sign of a weakened immune system, but quite the opposite. And if you’re looking to quell those symptoms, strengthening your immune system may be counterproductive. It could aggravate the symptoms by amplifying the very inflammatory agents that cause them.
Most upper respiratory tract infection symptoms are immune system reactions to pathogens. Some of worst symptoms of COVID are pure immune system reactions. More immune reaction = more symptoms, which is definitely not necessarily a good thing!
- Glancy B, Hartnell LM, Malide D, et al. Mitochondrial reticulum for cellular energy distribution in muscle. Nature. 2015 Jul;523(7562):617–20. PubMed #26223627 ❐
For decades, mitochondria have been described as the “power plants” of cells, and they are already fascinating and complex. (I’m particularly amazed by their role in unnecessary inflammation.) But we may need to update the simile: turns out mitochondria don’t just produce energy “like a power plant,” they also deliver it like a network of power lines. This phenomenon was identified in mouse muscles:
Researchers found that mitochondria in mouse muscles not only produce energy, but can quickly distribute it across the muscle cell through a grid-like network. The findings reveal a major mechanism for energy distribution in skeletal muscle cells, and could provide new insights into diseases linked to energy use in muscle.
What a wonderful example of how much we still have to learn about muscle tissue (and others too, I’m sure, but muscle seems to be particularly full of surprising puzzles). It seems likely that we probably can’t understand muscle pain properly if we have only just now discovered something so fundamental about muscle biology. Imagine trying to troubleshoot an electrical problem if you weren’t aware of a major feature of how power is generated and transmitted!
- Neutrophils literally do this: they use superoxide as an anti-bacterial weapon. This is converted into hypochlorous acid (also known as chlorine bleach).
- Full quote, from the classic action-horror flick Aliens:
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can bill me.
- Actually, I’m making one reasonable-but-significant leap of logic there. The evidence discussed in this section does not show that exercise-stimulated neutrophils react more strongly to aseptic injury specifically, just that they are stimulated in general. It is conceivable that their reactions only to true infection threats are stimulated. But that’s unlikely. It’s quite reasonable to guess that stimulated neutrophil activity includes violent over-reaction to anything they react to — including exposed mitochondria.
- Syu GD, Chen HI, Jen CJ. Differential Effects of Acute and Chronic Exercise on Human Neutrophil Functions. Med Sci Sports Exerc. 2011 Nov 29. PubMed #22130467 ❐
- This is an important general principle that doesn’t just apply to this example of immune “boosting,” but nearly all of them. “The concept of boosting immunity actually makes little sense scientifically. In fact, boosting the number of cells in your body — immune cells or others — is not necessarily a good thing.” See How to boost your immune system.
- Not just the entirely predictable delayed-onset muscle soreness — which may itself be partly due to neutrophil activity — but a panoply of not-quite-injuries, undiagnosable annoyances that hurt too much for too long, but then either fade away just as you’re starting to wonder if you need to see someone about it, or they get eclipsed by something else. Many active people know all too well what I mean: pains that are more than DOMS, but less than injuries, although some of them turn out to be the early warning signs of problems that escalate and become major hassles.
- It’s hardly a reach to guess that this self-defense system is probably more active in some people than in others. Just as science has shown that certain foods really do taste unpalatably bitter to some people with unlucky genetics, it’s likely that the consequences of exercise are genuinely more uncomfortable for some people.
- The modularity of the spine is amazingly suited to adaptation to different body plans, and yet bipedality is just a bit more than has ever been asked of it before: consequently, we suffer from a ridiculous rate of back pain, though it does not interfere with breeding enough to push us back onto all fours.
- The ABC-transporter does a marvelous job of escorting unwanted substances out of cells, but unfortunately it also does this with drugs and other things that we’d very much like to put in cells. It has a rather unnecessary deficit of discrimination, which any engineer would avoid, since this property becomes extremely dangerous in the context of cancerous cells. It’s no surprise that such a system would evolve, but for a designer to build this monster molecule into cells that can grow out of control is kind of like building a heavily armed robot with a mood disorder and no power switch. The idea that a creator would give us cancer, ABC-transporter powered multi-drug resistance, and the wits to work out the genetic code, is kind of like a sick prank. It’s as though we learned to read the genome and it says, "RE ABC MDR U R SO TOTALLY FCKD LOL GOD."
- Our eyeballs are “designed” completely bass-ackwards: the retina is covered in nerves that should be behind it, which significantly lowers the potential of the organ, and other branches of the tree of life do not have this stupid limitation.
- Which gets infected more often when it is smaller, so it cannot be evolved out of existence, yet serves a purpose that could be met by an organ not prone to infection at all. This catch-22 is beautifully described in Nesse and Williams excellent book, Why We Get Sick.
“Tendinitis” versus “tendonitis”: Both spellings are acceptable these days, but the first is the more legitimate, while the second is just an old misspelling that has become acceptable only through popular use, which is a thing that happens in English. The word is based on the Latin “tendo” which has a genitive singular form of tendinis, and a combining form that is therefore tendin. (Source: Stedmans Electronic Medical Dictionary.)
“Tendinitis” vs “tendinopathy”: Both are acceptable labels for ticked off tendons. Tendinopathy (and tendinosis) are often used to avoid the implication of inflammation that is baked into the term tendinitis, because the condition involves no signs of gross, acute inflammation. However, recent research has shown that inflammation is actually there, it’s just not obvious. So tendinitis remains a fair label, and much more familiar to patients to boot.
- Without acute inflammation, it’s unlikely that neutrophils are involved in chronic tendinopathy and other overuse injuries. But it’s certainly plausible in the “hotter” acute phase of these injuries. The complexity of inflammation is discussed thoroughly in the Repetitive Strain Injuries Tutorial.